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The Fed Just Got Criminally Investigated While Markets Partied Like Nothing Happened

The Fed Just Got Criminally Investigated While Markets Partied Like Nothing Happened

Powell faces grand jury subpoenas. Netflix guides down while hitting 325M subs. Small caps surge as Mag 7 stumble. Here's what Wall Street is pretending not to notice.

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Analyzed Investing
When Bad News Became Good News: Markets Celebrate the Worst Hiring Year Since 2020

When Bad News Became Good News: Markets Celebrate the Worst Hiring Year Since 2020

Wall Street just hit all-time highs after learning December added only 50,000 jobs—capping the weakest labor market in five years. Welcome to 2026, where economic weakness is the new bull thesis.

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The AI Chip Shortage Nobody's Pricing In—While BYD Just Buried Tesla

The AI Chip Shortage Nobody's Pricing In—While BYD Just Buried Tesla

Wall Street keeps celebrating new highs while ignoring the supply crisis quietly unraveling the AI boom's infrastructure.

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Analyzed Investing
Happy New Year: Three Straight Years of Double-Digit Gains—and the Red Metal That's Stealing the Show

Happy New Year: Three Straight Years of Double-Digit Gains—and the Red Metal That's Stealing the Show

Markets close 2025 with a rare three-peat of 20%+ returns. But the real story? Copper just posted its best year since 2009, and it's telling us where the smart money is headed.

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Santa's Bailout: Markets Hit Records While the Fed Plays Scrooge

Santa's Bailout: Markets Hit Records While the Fed Plays Scrooge

The S&P just notched its 39th record close of 2025—but Powell's cutting only once in 2026. Here's what HENRYs need to know about the disconnect.

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Inflation Surprises, Oil Crashes, AI Implodes — Reality Bites Back

Inflation Surprises, Oil Crashes, AI Implodes — Reality Bites Back

The dollar weakens. Inflation cools suspiciously. Broadcom triggers an AI selloff. Nobody's buying the soft landing anymore.

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Analyzed Investing
The Fed Just Told You To Stop Expecting Handouts

The Fed Just Told You To Stop Expecting Handouts

Powell's "hawkish cut" exposed the fantasy that easy money will save overvalued markets. Oracle's AI spending blowup was just the opening act.

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Markets Price in Salvation While Legends Bet Against the Bubble

Markets Price in Salvation While Legends Bet Against the Bubble

Rate cuts won't save you from what's coming. While Wall Street cheers the Fed's expected pivot, Burry and Chanos are shorting the AI trade—and the math says they might be right.

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Analyzed Investing
The Powell Pivot, the AI Reckoning, and the Consumer Who Stopped Believing

The Powell Pivot, the AI Reckoning, and the Consumer Who Stopped Believing

Markets rally on rate-cut hopes while AI valuations crack and Americans sour on everything. Welcome to the final month of 2025's make-believe economy.

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The Fed Just Blinked. Again. What Comes Next Will Hurt.

The Fed Just Blinked. Again. What Comes Next Will Hurt.

Powell's latest pivot, Nvidia's stumble, and why the bond market is pricing in a recession nobody wants to admit is coming.

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Analyzed Investing
The Fog Thickens: Fed Flips, AI Cracks, and Why the Data Drought Changes Everything

The Fog Thickens: Fed Flips, AI Cracks, and Why the Data Drought Changes Everything

After 43 days of darkness, the government reopened—but the Fed just walked back rate cuts, tech bled $820B, and consumer confidence hit near-record lows. Welcome to the new normal.

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Shutdown, Soft Jobs, and the AI Hangover: Markets Are Flying Partly Blind

Shutdown, Soft Jobs, and the AI Hangover: Markets Are Flying Partly Blind

With Washington frozen and official data dark, investors are leaning on patchwork indicators. Tech’s halo slipped, gold won’t go away, and oil’s slump is whispering “disinflation.” Here’s what actually mattered.

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